Random Hilarity

most amazing gifs ever

alittlepainalittlepleasure:

Reblogging again because accurate.

alittlepainalittlepleasure:

Reblogging again because accurate.

Seriously, I never get this.

Seriously, I never get this.

me at work all day long

me at work all day long

Feminists: Women should have the freedom to follow their dreams and live their lives however they choose.
Me: I'm a stay-at-home mother of 3
Feminists: OMG you ignorant useless bitch, why don't you get off your ass and contribute to society
Me: ...
Feminists: Women's voices shouldn't be silenced just because of their opinions!
Me: I'm a conservative
Feminists: STFU nobody cares what you think and also you're not a real woman
Me: ...
Feminists: Women shouldn't be judged by their sexuality! We should celebrate everyone's unique sexual preferences no matter how non-traditional they might be.
Me: I'm attracted to Paul Ryan
Feminists: zOMG!! You disgusting cunt, I hope you get raped and die of the plague
Me: You know, I don't think I much care for "feminism"
Feminists: Well, that's because you hate yourself.
This is why I'm an egalitarian. These bitches be crazy.
This is my son everytime, except he’s usually just in his diaper. I’m pretty sure the pizza guy is afraid of our house.

This is my son everytime, except he’s usually just in his diaper. I’m pretty sure the pizza guy is afraid of our house.

Hilarious

Political Compromise I Can Get Behind

All the Republicans blame Obama, and all the Democrats blame Bush. I hate to see such dissention, so how about we all agree not to vote for either of them this election?